STRANGER AT THE TOP!

As I sit at the top, I un-zip my bag and pull out my lunch box. I hear a dog bark, I look up and see a woman walking a medium sized dog with scraggly fur and a long tail that  looks like a pony tail. The woman is wearing ridiculously high wedge heels, a short sleeved v-neck t-shirt with flared arms, a long baggy skirt, and round 'Harry Potter' glasses on the end of her very long nose, her lips looked as if she had swallowed a lemon wedge, she has an unusually large hand bag and has mug handle ears. She looked rather snooty and glared at me, the dog looked at me unblinkingly as if I were a mouldy piece of cheese. The wind ruffles her fake blond hair which is cut in a  severe bob; she looks rather ruffled herself. She opens her hand bag and pulls out a bright red stick of lipstick and starts smearing it on her lips. Suddenly I hear a cry and look up, a seagull flys above us; and all of a sudden a small drop of white goop falls down and lands on the lady's bright red lips!
 I turn my face towards the heavens and laugh!